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White Trash Etiquette: The Definitive Guide to Upscale Trailer Park Manners | 
 enlarge | Author: Verne Dr Esq Edstrom
Publisher: Broadway
List Price: $9.95
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Rating:  5 reviews
Media: Paperback
Pages: 208
Number Of Items: 1
Shipping Weight (lbs): 0.3
Dimensions (in): 7.3 x 5.2 x 0.7
ISBN: 0767922077
Dewey Decimal Number: 818.602
EAN: 9780767922074
ASIN: 0767922077
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Product Description
White Trash Etiquette contains everything you need to know to live like decent trash, including:
• The proper way to fake a back injury
• How to prevent your in-laws from stealing the silverware at wedding receptions
• The Ten Hottest White Trash Career Opportunities
• How to improve your drunk-driving skills
• Sound advice on everything from lying to your boss to making your next convenience-store robbery fun for the whole family
There’s also troubleshooting for troublemakers:
• I'm getting married; can I still wear white if I'm a tramp?
• Can chicks ever really respect an accountant?
• How do I pick a good bail bondsman?
• How can I get my 14-year-old cousin unpregnant?
And much more.
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| Customer Reviews:
 Dat's sum reel good infurmashun! September 6, 2007
robvmac (AZ)
4 out of 5 found this review helpful
Got dis hear fur my paw an his comun law wyfe. Dey said dey lurned em sum impotent stuff n how ta get along with all them uther folks in day trayler park. Day got more frends din evur beefor. thankin yall fur sellin me dis an my paw thanks ya too. sory fur the spelin. my cumpooter is kinna old. bye fur now, gott ta go wach restlin.
Blue Collar Comedy February 8, 2007
Jay R. Leavy
2 out of 2 found this review helpful
This book was really funny and a good relaxing read. Especially if you like the Blue Collar Comedy Tour.
 Sophomoric and Painful December 23, 2006
-TMcN- (Snohomish, WA United States)
3 out of 9 found this review helpful
I had high hopes for this book. They were dashed. It's mostly a series of "tests" to determine what to do and "letters" about surreally unbelievable situations. For this book, "white trash" implies that burglary is the preferred career, everybody has four or more husbands/wives over time and innumerable dalliances beyond, and any carnal urge results in children who must be taught how to burgle.
It's just not funny, and has nothing in common with Jeff Foxworthy or David Barry writing about similar topics.
 A very, very funny read June 22, 2006
jbs (Boulder, CO)
13 out of 13 found this review helpful
A co-worker of mine strongly recommended "White Trash Etiquette" on a recent business trip, and was kind enough to let me borrow his copy. I read it cover-to-cover in my hotel room, and spent a good chunk of time chuckling at Dr. Verne's musings on life. This is a very, very funny book. It's quite original -- I've seen nothing like it. Dr. Verne shares his wisdom on all sorts of funny issues ranging from scams to sports to love. Dr. Verne's take on life is downright hilarious. This is a great book for a cover-to-cover read, or for someone who just has bits of time and wants to have a quick laugh. This book will definitely put a smile on your face.
Better that getting your car stereo stoled June 20, 2006
Dr. Verne Edstrom Esq. (Cleveland, America)
12 out of 19 found this review helpful
How do?
The name's Dr. Verne Edstrom, Esq. -- literary giant, petty thief, and self-help advisor to the stars. This here's my book.
I wrote it to help all yous trash out there. Say you got an important question, like how to make your fourteen-year-old cousin unpregnant, or who you should kidnap if you're aiming to impress a woman. You think you're gonna ask Dr. Laura about that? Her face would explode and her makeup would catch fire. Pretty soon you burned down eleven states, but you still don't know who you're supposed to abduct.
Me, I was figuring to help folks rise up from under the viaduct so's they could do better robberies, get themselves more marriages, and start living the life of luxury in a nice doublewide where the heat always works and the cupboards is always filled with liquor and ammo.
And if you ain't buying that explanation, here's a better one: I got eight or ten kids. Seeing as how the missus is built like an ore boat, the smart money says she's good for a half-dozen more. So if you don't buy my book, I don't get no money, which means eight to ten kids is gonna be loose on the streets, stealing your car stereo.
And any moron knows a book is cheaper than a car stereo. That's just good financial thinking.
Dr. Verne Edstrom, Esq.
Cleveland, America
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